Bartholomew

Bartholomew was a character featured in the episodes "DEAD OR ALIVE!" and "Love at first sight" in Richard Ramirez's hit series Path of the Emo/Path of the Psycho.

Biography
Bartholomewinius Wong Tong Buscemi was born on February 29th, 2000. Ever since his date of birth, he was

Behind the scenes
Bartholomew was originally not in Path of the Emo. Instead, Ramirez planned on giving the main spotlight to Sammy the Black Kid. Unfortunately, Chadwick Boseman left to play Black Panther in Marvel's overrated film Black Panther, leading to Ramirez killing the character off several episodes prior. Because they had so little time to rewrite, Ramirez, Chris Rock, and Jake Gyllenhaal (who had been featured in the series very little up until then) had a guys' night out. This night ended with the threesome getting high on marijuana, Chris running over a dog at 70 mph, and Richard kidnapping a small boy with Down syndrome. Once they got sober, the trio had to figure out what to do with the bastard. They didn't see any news reports about an abduction, so they seemed fine for at least a week. Then Richard had the great idea of replacing Sammy the black kid with the small boy. Chris thought it was fake and gay, but Gyllenhaal (who was a child actor in his youth) thought it was a favor to the cunt, stating that "This little shit has nothing going for him! Put him in the series and put his dolls dolla bills in a trust fund for Heath Ledger or something."