My First Girlfriend EVER!

"My First Girlfriend EVER!" is the seventeenth episode in the Path of the Psycho series.

Plot synopsis
After losing the class election to the mystic lasagna cat Garfield (who is actually just Ezra Miller in a furry suit), Chodey decides to team up with Darrell "Ding-Dong" Devil and enact plan "kill the furries". Once he knows that Chodey has agreed to the plan, Darrell grabs his 9mm handgun and a Columbine school shooter mask carved out of the skulls of the Columbine shooters. Devil goes into the school during lunch and yells, "I like my waifus like I like my furries: DEAD!" Darrell kills all of the furries and is about to kill Minecraft Steve when Teacher Satano runs in and bombs the shit out of Darrell. Darrell gets exploded into pieces and shit on by furries. Fueled by anger, Chodey straps seventy pounds of C-4 to a fat midget kid and slaps his ass. The kid runs over and explodes all of the furries. Despite this being a huge win for Chodey (because he is now President), all of the people he cared about (Emma, Justin, a fat midget kid) were killed by the explosion. Chodey being the whiny cunt he is goes back to his home and almost kills himself when he remembers a lamp prop he rubbed in an Aladdin porno he made years ago. Chodey rubs the lamp, and a genie (played by Will Smith) flies out of the lamp. The genie yells, "Hey nigga! You gotsis some wishers! And the only way to make your wishes come true is to rub my giant Arabic cock!" Chodey does the dirty deed and gets one free wish. He spends several minutes thinking about what he could do. Chodey ends up wishing for an 18-inch limited edition Butt Fucker 5,000 dildo package that comes with five multi-colored dildos because he's a dumb faggot.

Appearances
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 * Character 1
 * Character 2

Notes & trivia

 * There were talks of YouTube going bankrupt because advertisers pulled their ads out for the show's controversial nature. Susan Wojcicki realized this early on but loved Path of the Emo so much that they took everything off of YouTube except for the Thining 2 and Path of the Emo. Her love for the series went beyond normal. She loved it so much that she changed the name of YouTube to Pathoftheemo.mp4.