New Rules

New Rules is the seventh episode of the Path of the Psycho/Path of the Emo series and the final episode in the beloved "Satano Trilogy". This episode is the only Youtube video in the world to make five billion views in eight days and the most critically acclaimed piece of media ever created.

Plot synopsis
Tristan is about to be executed when Not Bowser pops out of the ground. Not Bowser grabs a gun and holds it up to Steve Carrell's head, yelling "Don't fucking move, or Carrell gets it!" Suddenly, Chodey runs in and delivers a powerful speech that got Richard Ramirez his fifth Emmy award. But the actors hate it and shoot Not Bowser in the face. Not Bowser falls to the ground and presumably dies. Chodey goes ape shit and shoots Steve Carrell with a gun. Everybody is freaking out. But then, Chief Satano is found in the bathroom having sex with the Chili's employee (who is a teenager)! The entire court room befriends the boys and violently kills Chief Satano. The actors and townspeople grab both of Satano's arms and legs and pull so hard that they rip his arms and legs out. Satano ends up bleeding to death on the ground, and Not Bowser is taken to the hospital. It is revealed that Not Bowser did not die, but he is in a fifteen episode long coma. Meanwhile, Emma's drug addiction evolves into a heroin addiction, where Emma overdoses and nearly dies. Emma is rushed to the hospital, ending the episode on a cliffhanger.

Appearances
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 * Character 1
 * Character 2

Notes & trivia

 * Ramirez got the idea of having Satano get killed by having his arms and legs ripped out of their sockets from the chivalrous gentlemen of olden days.
 * Chris Rock wanted to make every other three words "nigga", but Ramirez said that it was stupid, so they agreed to make every other three words "cunt".
 * Bill Cosby nearly had a heart attack from hearing the fake gun shot.
 * Megan Fox accidentally sat on a knife, which caused her to slice through her flesh. Because of this goof, Fox never sat down in any other episodes.
 * Jared Leto was going to play the character of Court Judge Brandon, but his role in the episode was cut and replaced with the plot about Emma's heroin addiction.
 * To make the episodes as authentic as possible, Steve Carrell was shot and died shortly after.
 * Steve Carrell gets hate mail to this day for portraying himself.
 * Other actors considered for the role of Satano were Denzel Washington, Johnny Depp, Dwayne Johnson, Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson, and Will Ferrell.